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    Charles Dickens: Please, sir, I’d like a martini.

    Bartender: Sure thing. Olive or twist?


    ———-

    James Joyce: I’ll take a Guinness.

    Bartender: So Charles Dickens was in here yesterday.

    James Joyce: (drinks)

    Bartender: And he asked for a martini and I said, “Olive or twist?”

    James Joyce: (drinks)

    Bartender: You see, it’s funny because he wrote a book called “Oliver Twist.”

    James Joyce: What a shitty joke.


    ___________


    Ernest Hemingway: Gin.

    Bartender: So Charles Dickens was in here two days ago.

    Ernest Hemingway: Joyce already told me that story. F*ck off.


    __________

    Mark Twain: Give me a brandy.

    Bartender: So Charles Dickens came in the other day and ordered a martini.

    Mark Twain: Did he take an olive or twist? Ha ha ha!

    Bartender: (tearful) You did that on purpose, didn’t you?


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    Virginia Woolf: I’ll take your second-best cognac and unadulterated experience.

    Bartender: We don’t have that. This is a bar.

    Virginia Woolf: Patriarchy! (drowns herself)
     
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    when the first try goes wrong :/
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