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Discussion in 'Games and Fun Stuff' started by mista.lova.lova, May 23, 2010.

  1. mista.lova.lova

    mista.lova.lova

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    y are friendly topics inactive? whereas topics promoting hate active?? jeez...post people post!!
     
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    Yeah i agree
     
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    ahahahahahhaahah :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
     
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    zardari went to a milk shop and said to the shopkeeper:
    "aik liter doodh day do kuttay kay liye"
    shopkeeper: "yahan he piyo gay ya pack kar doon??"
    :p :p
     
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    Now this one is VERY VERY VERY FUNNY!!
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    Boy in washroom!

    Boy: Mom!!
    Mom: yes my son?
    Boy: i am having constipation.
    Mom: Should I give u medicine?
    Boy: No! Just update my Facebook status!
     
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    hahahaahh :D awesome ! :D
     
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    3 fastest ways of communication:
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    2. Television
    1. Tell a woman
    if need more speed,.... then also advice her: "kisi nu na dassi"
    :p
     
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    Fortune teller:I can see great disappointment for someone very close to u!
    Sardar: that's right! I've no money to pay u!
    :D
     
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    if women ruled the world, there will be no wars.....but just a bunch of jealous countries, not talking to each other... :p
     
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    WOMEN’S REVENGE
    “Cash, check or charge?” I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. “So, do you always carry your TV remote?” I asked. “No,” she replied, ” but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally.”
     
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    WHO DOES WHAT
    A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.
    The wife said, “You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don’t have to wait as long to get our coffee.” The husband said, ” You are in charge of cooking around here and
    you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee.” Wife replies, “No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee.”
    Husband replies, “I can’t believe that, show me.” So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says……….”HEBREWS”
     
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    Sardar travelling 1’st time in plane going 2 mumbai.While its landing, he shouted ‘Bombay..Bombay’.

    Airhostess said “B silent”..Santa said “OK”..Ombay Ombay” :)
     
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    Sardarji is walking the other day and comes across a banana peel on the road. Can you guess what he might be thinking?
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    Saala aaj bhi girna padega.
     
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    An englishman and sardar inside the toilet. Englishman: Good evening, how do u do? Sardar: Good evening, we open the zip and do!
     
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    :D :D :D :D :D
    Ombay!!! :D :D
     
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    HEIGHT OF COURAGE!!!
    a senior student during ragging says: on ur marriage, m gonna kiss your wife!!
    junior: ok, then m gonna marry your sister!! :p
     
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    hahaha :D lums mein ye baat koi nai karega :p
     
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    lums mai to pata nai kya kya ho gaa.... :eek: :p
     
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    haha :D chal jaega pta! orientation door nahi hai :p
     

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